I wish I could play my normal game - just once ~ Author Unknown
  
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		Golf is a good walk spoiled ~ Mark Twain
  
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		If you drink, don't drive.  Don't even putt.  ~ Dean Martin
  
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		Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child.  Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent inability to count past five. ~ John Updike
  	
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		Fifty years ago, 100 white men chasing one black man across a field was called the Ku Klux Klan.  Today it's called the PGA Tour. ~ Author Unknown
  
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		A "gimme" can best be defined as an agreement between two golfers, neither of whom can putt very well. ~ Author Unknown
  
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		If I hit it right, it's a slice.  If I hit it left, it's a hook.  If I hit it straight, it's a miracle. ~ Author Unknown
  
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