A Nipple Licker A shot that opens up the hole
  
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		A Diego Maradonna Very, very nasty little five footer
  
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		A Rock Hudson You thought it was straight, but it wasn't
  
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		A Salman Rushdie An impossible read
  	
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		A Ladyboy Looks like an easy hole, but all may not be what it seems
  
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		Putting like a gynaecologist's assistant Shaving the hole (sometimes referred to as a Brazilian)
  
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		An Adolf Hitler Taking two shots in a bunker
  
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		An Arthur Scargill A great strike, but a poor result
  
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		A Kate Winslett A bit fat but otherwise perfect
  
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		A Rodney King Over-clubbed
  
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		An O.J. Simpson Somehow got away with it
  
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		A Condom Safe, but didn't feel very good
  
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		A Sister-in-law It's up there but you know that it shouldn't be
  
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		A Kathy Freeman Ugly as fuck, but runs and runs and runs
  
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		A Kate Moss A bit thin
  
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		A Sven Goran Erikson Selecting the right club
  
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		A Sharon Stone A fair crack up the middle
  
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		A Townsend You don't like the sound, or the look, of it but it turns out to be OK in the end
 
  
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