You're gripping the shaft too tightly

How many times has he been told by our globetrotting pro Lofty that he grips the club too tightly?

Now look what's happened. He's developed Stigmata on both hands! Rumour has it that he's holding up the middle finger of his right hand just to prove it's not his feet swathed in bandages!

Never fear, he'll soon be swinging that club again as well as most of the CGS, which is nowhere near as good as he used to be!